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 Some correspondent for CNN (I never watch the channel, so have never heard of him) was arrested last evening in Central Park.  He was initially arrested for loitering.  When found, he had a rope tied around his neck and scrotum.  Drug charges will be added.

According to the official police report:

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of “his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant’s statements that . . . ‘I’ve got some meth in my pocket.’ “

Classic!

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